Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 22, 2017

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name

That building over there is very modernistic

by Dbater254 November 25, 2017

Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.

Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable

by HotRat December 7, 2017

Maderean

One who lives in Madera, CA

These madereans are all ratchets.
She is a maderean because she got pregnant at 16.
you know you are a maderean when you have no style.

by Boujee Bitches June 15, 2018