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Mexican Mudpumping 

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.
I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
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Mexican Gabo 

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
Mexican Gabo by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020

Mexican Vasectomy 

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
Mexican Vasectomy by Team Ax April 29, 2021

Mexican Cupcake 

The act of breaking wind into the palm of your hand and then forcefully shoving it into someone's nose.
Chad never saw the Mexican Cupcake Mike gave him coming but he definitely tasted it.
Mexican Cupcake by anonymous May 10, 2021

Mexican Word of the Day

A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.

The format goes:

"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"

"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver

My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.

Mexican Oil Pipe 

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
Mexican Oil Pipe by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021

mexican minister of defense 

a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills
"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"