Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.

You could see the mastershame all over his face.

by Nicko714 December 4, 2009

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

Material gurl

A bad bitch that is very wealthy/rich. This word was created by briana. Respectfully made for angel😮 💨👍

Omg look it’s angel he’s definitely a material gurl!

by Briana😍 January 11, 2022

White_Materia

Not semen.

:c(|)

:^r~

(E^8

by White_Materia August 7, 2003

Maternal Beverage

booby milk, milk that comes from your mums tits!

Mother may I please have some of your tasty maternal beverage

by Fifi Le Fume January 14, 2009

duel masters

Trading Card Game which is strictly inferior to Magic the Gathering. You can tell the calibre of a TCG by the name of its sets, and if "Evo-Crushinators of Doom" and "Rampage of the Super Warriors" are anything to go by, DM won't last very long.

Oh, and some of its cards are named "Fatal Attacker Horvath" and "Miele, Vizier of Lightning" (a common, by the way.)

Me: "I've got some Duel Masters cards to sell here... Foil Bolshack Dragon..."
DM Kid: "WOW!!! I'll give you £14 for it!"
Me: "Deal. Well done, and you certainly have been."

by KHD May 10, 2004

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

by Syde Trak August 15, 2011