The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
by SillyWilly6969 May 5, 2023

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
by Stormagadon October 4, 2017

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
by matth.ew December 30, 2019

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014

by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023
