texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.

Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!

by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017

amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.

she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.

by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014

virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by anonymous May 10, 2023

Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

vaxxed n masked

When you are vaccinated and maskinated.

Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 30, 2022

Oakland face mask

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment

Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!

by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023

Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 4, 2017