Magnetic Lips

The lips of someone who likes a younger girl (bear with me), because their lips are magnetically attracted to the younger girls braces.

"Where's insert name here gone?"
"He's been magnetised to some 14 year olds face"
"Oh... She hot?"
"Shut up. Now."

OR

"Man why were you just kissing that girl over there she's young enough to be your sister"
"Magnetic Lips mate... Can't keep my hands off a girl with braces"
"That could cause problems in your older years/court"

by Spirrett August 8, 2007

loser magnet

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.

Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.

by BobbyRayM January 11, 2008

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Moglet

When the alpha male of the group is a guy you wouldn't actually expect to be the alpha.

That 5'6 guy is bossing around his 6'1 friends. He's a moglet.

by theoriginalbirdman December 4, 2021

swag magnet

n. a person who seems to effortlessly acquire gifts/promotional items from other people.

Did you see that girl at the beer fest? She had tee shirts, mardi gras beads, a visor, and several key chains. She is such a swag magnet.

by Binkler April 3, 2011

waterbury arts magnet school

can be ed sometimes slap ass Fridays suck also and most people there are idiots

waterbury arts magnet school is ed most of the time

by A person named Student May 4, 2019

shit magnet

Someone who is full of shit.

"Dude, shes full of shit. I know, she must be a shit magnet..."

by the shitter June 26, 2007