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hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina
Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her
by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014
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Soy Milf

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.
by Round2_go December 30, 2018
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Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf
Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf
by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021
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MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.
Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
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future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
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Omegle Milf

Someone on Omegle that would like their mother to have sexual intercourse with a stranger. This Character also loves the fantasy of being verbally and physically bullied and having his / her money robbed
"Ooo Connor would you like to join me in having sexual intercourse with the omegle milf"
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
by Crimson Slayze January 11, 2023
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Grizzled milf

When a middle aged mother is way past her fuckable prime (looks and or age)
“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”
by Lil_Jewzie_burp January 13, 2023
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