Weather Martyr

A person who sacrifices warmth in extremely cold weather to remain stylish.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.

by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010

Shart Martyr

(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.

(N.) The best friend of all time.

This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!

by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012

hot martin

A wet,loud nasty stinky fart

I just let out a hot Martin...stand back

by Ocmom February 10, 2014

John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.

Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020

Bobbin' The Marty

The act of maturbation during school

While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.

by wetballs69 March 26, 2009

Martin

A sweet,caring,loving person. Be careful what you say to them because they take things very serious. All Martin's are savages and attractive. Some girls are really lucky if a Martin likes her. (Jacqueline) I wish....

I like Martin he is a savage .

by Jackreymartin June 6, 2017

martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008