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lunchbox

The name given to a mans crotchal protrudence through clothing, normally more evident in people who wear tight trousers or who's surname is Papanagnou.
Check out Papanagnous lunchbox! It was bigger than last week!
by Mattuuu April 16, 2006
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Coalminer's Lunch

A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.
Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"

Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"

Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
by zlater237 November 12, 2009
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blow your lunch

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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lunch tray

Mmmm my wife met me for lunch with her huge lunch tray
by Spanky Whooo Haa February 10, 2003
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Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.
by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004
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lunchbox

A woman's genitals. Derived from 'eating out', and the act of engaging in intercourse in the middle of the day.
"I bet she's got a totally unopened lunchbox"
"Yeah man. What I wouldn't give"
by BDA12 October 29, 2012
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Cock lunch

An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".
"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."
by -Wig. October 14, 2007
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