Everything and a kite.

It means to encompas everything. Because we are never satisfied with what we get, so why not throw a kite in there?

This was from Ray Romano's book titled, "Everything and a Kite" (1998). He was describing what one of his twins said when Ray asked him what he wanted for his birthday.

I was going to the store to buy his birthday present, and asked him what he wanted.
He looked up from his cereal and said:

"Everything and a kite." (Romano129)

by Monster Hal August 7, 2011

Kites of the Round Table

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.

We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.

by i'el abshira January 7, 2008

bitch knife

A knife that is smaller than others. It doesn't always have to be tiny, just smaller than a battle marine knife.

Dude, look at that kid's bitch knife!

by taco man has been here before February 5, 2007

Knife

1. A sharp object used to perform many tasks such as cutting one's wrists, performing a castration on your bitchy old neighbors, and shanking.

Tom shanked Bill with my knife, Bill castrated Mike with Tom's knife, and Mike slit his wrists via Mike's knife.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Fly a kite

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.

Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.

by LUVSIK June 3, 2010

Jack knife

farting while holding ones leg creating a very loud fart.

Wow that jack knife was sOoOoOo loud!!1

by Adam D. April 24, 2006

knifehits

See hotknives.

by box May 28, 2003