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To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.
Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.
by LUVSIK June 03, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Flying a kite is a slang term for anal sex. A male simply asks a female if she would like to fly a kite with them, sounds romantic right? most girls arnt familiar with the slang term. So if she says yes, you're golden!
Wanna fly a kite?
will you fly a kite with me?
by Starling13 August 13, 2011
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