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Scooter Kid 

A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.
Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)
Scooter Kid by K A S I A May 27, 2019
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Angry German Kid 

1)

A fattish german boy who turned viral via youtube, it is undetermined whether he is an actor or not.

The Angry German Kid sit's in front of his computer playing Unreal Tournament and constantly yells abuse and smashes the shit out of his Keyboard in the process, he can't handle losing, he can't handle lag and he can't handle the game not loading.

In the end he goes insane, smashes his keyboard to hell, screams a few more times at the computer and then runs away with a whimpering sound going to have a cry like a little bitch.

Many youtube videos have been made with differant English subtitles to make it funny and fresh each time and even though it's just the same clip with differant sub titles it continues to be funny (as long as the person who makes it isn't a dickhead).

2)

Used to describe someone who loses their temper or rages at the computer or anything else for no reason.
John: OH MY GOD!~!!!!hbvebfhdbfhj jf bvfRAGHH!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T SIMS 3 LOAD!

Steve: Settle down... don't be such an Angry German Kid
Angry German Kid by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010
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One of those kids you usually see in middle and high schools (the age when people start to assert their individuality) who are awesome at art, take as many art classes as they can, and are constantly drawing, painting, or photographing something. They often may be drawing on themselves or their belongings with sharpie marker.
Many also are highlly individualistic and may choose to die their hair interesting colors, cut it it strange ways, or dress in a rather offbeat manner. Many also started various trends (such as wearing Converse shoes) before they became mainstream.
Some are into theater or the performing arts. They are sort of a high school version of bohemians. (meant in the nonconformist sense of the word)

NOTE: (not at all to be confused with emo kids, as this is a totally different idea, though some art kids are emo and some emo kids are artsy in nature.)
Ex. I joined the school newspaper and there were a lot of art kids there. Some of them are pretty cool.
art kid by andriod5 September 6, 2005

This kid...

A somewhat condescending phrase used when responding to an often ridiculous, silly, or funny statement. It is used to denote to the person who said the statement and can probably be likened to saying "Tsk, tsk" or "Oh brother."

Often a person will shake their head, laugh, or point when saying it.
Moses: LALALA I LOVE SCHOOL!!!!

Tina: *Shakes her head and laughs* This kid......

Roblox kid 

They are trash at everything. They will shit on your car.
Roblox kid by Chebb17 October 8, 2021

Fortnite kid 

Go outside and get some friends Fortnite Kid
Fortnite kid by GW197789 August 21, 2020

Quiet kid 

Lots of schools have this kind of kid called the "quiet kid" . Who are they? What do they do to us? They usually don't talk alot, we don't know what do they feel but we might thought that he or she is gothic, rude, bad. But some of them are, but some of them aren't rude. We hate them because they are boring or faking depression. But inside of a quiet kid is fun, they never shown themselves, they are shy and quiet in school. However, when they go home, they go loud.

Im a quiet kid too.

Most teachers know that shy students are like anyone else in their class: we want to reach them and hope that they have a good class experience. I have never known a teacher to dislike a shy student, if that is what you are asking. ... As an introvert myself, I relate to these students very well!

From: What do teachers think of shy students? - Quorawww.quora.com What-do-teachers-think-of-shy-students
Hi, im the quiet kid.
Quiet kid by XXEnds September 28, 2020