Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped

Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.

by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021

J.P.S.

Jeep Positioning System

(otherwise know as a compass)

-"Hey, Jon, where are we now?"
-"Hold on just a sec while I check my J.P.S."

by wwhitte October 28, 2010

J.P. Morguean

Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".

I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

J.P.

usually a person with a pretty big penis, and a great personality to match. it could stand for initials, while also sneakily meaning Jumbo Penis.

I love my J.P., he’s such a Taurus and so good in bed.

by ilovemybabyboyfor3ver January 28, 2019

J.P

He is stupidly retarted and likes running around class screaming TIGER! If you meet him your luck will go down 75%. He loves everyone and is gay. He kisses boys and hates people named liam hernandez, Chase Lincaco, Asha Burnaford,and everyone in Egremont.

J.P sucks.

by J.P Albert February 17, 2020

J.P

The bitty god

YOU EVER TOLD A BITCH, I GOT G'S? YOU EVER MADE A BITTY HIT HER KNEES? WELL GUESS WHAT, IM J.P!

by 0h$h!tY&11Dumb@$He11 April 24, 2024

J.P

Someone who one would describe as a “thieving nonce” , known for stealing anything he can get his dirty kiddy fiddling hands on, schoffels in particular.

i hope J.P gets hit by a bus today
get home before 10 kids, otherwise J.P will get you

by THOMAS INNIT November 23, 2024