She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.
by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020
Get the Johnny on the Richard mug.A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.
Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”
by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021
Get the Johnny Bong mug.When you eat something that disagrees with you.
When you have explosive diarrhea!
You have a burning ring of fire, after eating those Chilli peppers.
When you have explosive diarrhea!
You have a burning ring of fire, after eating those Chilli peppers.
Man, I eat that Chilli and now I have a serious case of Johnny Cash!!
That Thai food gave me a burning ring of fire!!
That Thai food gave me a burning ring of fire!!
by Smuggling plums May 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Cash mug.A person that doesn't really care about what car does he have. He just wants it to go "vroom vroom" and move, that's it. Can be applied to type of consumer class, not just cars. Originates from Natty Comics by Stephan Winchell.
by Tetraline July 19, 2023
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Get the Johnny Sins mug.A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.
by 1403huera September 11, 2023
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