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Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised
Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie
by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022
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Jewish Mormons

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022
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Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
by Callivan January 18, 2023
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Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Also called JEWSism (acronym unintentional). A form of white supremacism which excludes white jewish people due to the belief that they are not white. This belief is often held by neo-nazis. It is similar to trans exclusionary radical feminism as it also excludes a group that should be protected under the ideology due to bigotry.
Kanye West believes in jewish exclusionary white supremacism.
by Shugunou March 5, 2023
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Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way
I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023
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jewish

the wrong religion
loves money
normally hated
oh my fucking god he's so jewish, he took my wallet to buy pokemon cards
by on god frfr March 27, 2023
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