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The day you fuck you gf/bf until they break
Boy :babe it January 8th

Girl: finally
January 8 by Fjdifngudnekfnfidmdmd September 20, 2021

January 26 

Kobe & Gigis death day, RIP. Also my birthday. People born on January 26 are usually caring, overprotective and ultra cute. They can be insecure 90% of the time. They hate their body, hair, voice and very bad mental health.
January 26th was Kobe’s and Gianna’s last day on Earth.
January 26 by randomkidonine November 2, 2021

January 18 

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
January 18 by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 1 

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times
Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1
January 1 by Markgelabro November 9, 2019

January 29 

National kiss your bf/gf day! kiss your bf or gf and they cant say no.
gf: It's January 29
bf: so
gf: its National kiss your bf/gf [day!
bf:ight
*kisses*
January 29 by datbitch6969 January 29, 2020

January 26 

Hey I'm gay and I'm cool because I was born on January 26
January 26 by sillycelie February 20, 2020