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jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."
jonathan lee by BURPY123 March 4, 2019

Jonathan Hayes 

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.
Jonathan Hayes by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019

Jonathan Poneman 

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.

Jonathan Camacho 

Chill dude could get hyper from time to time. When he’s around people he doesn’t know he doesn’t really say much. There normally gods at everything they do. Lets not even mention how great lovers they are
Oh my Jonathan Camacho i need you in my life

Jonathan huff 

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
Jonathan huff by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

jonathan mannering 

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way