Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Irish Roulette

The bar customer gets a free beer (or portion thereof) when the beer keg kicks while the bartender is drawing the beer from the tap.

Bob won at Irish Roulette when the bartender got a wet tee shirt.

by BobbyMac1960 May 30, 2021

Irish Road Hog

When you gran the balls and proceed to give them an Indian burn,slow, but painful.

My girlfriend so freaky yesterday she gave me the Irish Road Hog

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Irish Confetti

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse

Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.

by Shesprettyify January 19, 2022

Irish Wedgie

When you use your teeth to pick out a fraternity brothers cock from their underwear. Usually performed at a college fraternity house.

John had a great time on St. Patrick's day. He gave Chad an Irish Wedgie after drinking 10 Irish Car bombs. John is now gay.

by lawlwa March 7, 2022

Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)

Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich

It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.

"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."

by SirToastaire April 16, 2018