Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

Get javier horny day

Take javier for a ride if your a girl u can do whatever u want with a person named javier on nov 11th get ready girls hes all for u if he says no he will need to give you £5 so girls have fun

Anna:im getting havier horny today

Beth:whys that?

Anna: is get javier horny day

Beth:imma take him for a ride

Anna:not if i do it first

by Get yo facts right bitch November 9, 2020

bro im here cause im horny

i was actually horny, so i decided to make this a word :D

Jason: why are you on that sexual ass website again?

Hannah: bro im here cause im horny

by Blues echo from youtube August 4, 2021

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.

Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023

horny monkey

When a monkey and another monkey start screaming at each other and then suddenly start doing it. This can also be seen in some cases of humans, unfortunately, when one human suddenly screams at the top of his lungs and then drops his pants and gets onto another human.

Gurpreet was the victims of one of Shane's random horny monkey attacks.

by toadnater December 2, 2003

Horny

Having a strong desire to have sex or masturbate.

For guys: Having you penis become erect.

For girls: Having your vagina become wet and maybe tingly.

When Kara woke up this morning all she could think about was the great sex she and her boyfriend Max had last night. She was so horny. Luckily it was a Saturday so she called him and told to come over right away. Max jumped in his car and drove right over to Kara's house. When he walked in she was playing with herself. He became immediately hard and ripped his clothes off. He picked her off the floor and carried her to her bed. He began licking and caressing her pussy while she moaned in ecstasy. After her orgasm she gave him a blow job. Kara licked and sucked his cock so hard he couldn't keep his mouth shut so he started moaning and screaming. After this, Max threw Kara on her back and inserted his hard cock into her pussy. He started off slow and then went faster and faster until she orgasmed again. Right before he came he pulled out and came all over her stomach. She thought about this steamy sex session until the next time!!!

by blubberlover August 23, 2010

horny

adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.

Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005