horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 27, 2020

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 04, 2019

Horse Shadish

A horse radish of the Shad variant. The Shadian ancestors used this to sustain their peoples. It provided essential nutrients and happiness for all. Horse Shadish is currently extinct, but the present Shadians are currently trying to revive it.

The Horse Shadish is an ancient and healthy vegetable.

by Hasaki the Confirmed Pipe Bomb July 27, 2023

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

hopping the horse

like the phrase "jumping the gun"; doing something too soon

Don't you think getting married at the age of 18 is hopping the horse?

by Culversisdelicious November 26, 2012

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

Horse it up

Bear down and do it, man up

Are you gonna eat that last piece of pizza? Horse it up, baby.

by themaestr01 December 07, 2019