1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G April 04, 2016
Dude1:Hey have you seen Holy Ricardo?
Dude2:Yes I have, It should be awarded a prize for best tik tok.
Dude1:Yeah.
Dude2:Yes I have, It should be awarded a prize for best tik tok.
Dude1:Yeah.
by Fuck me in my gay ass May 01, 2019
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 05, 2011
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by dwightchocolate November 09, 2009
After the occurrence of a massive dry spell, one must partake in the holy masturbation which is the act of sitting in a confessional using holy water as lube as the priest blesses your act of satisfaction
Im sorry father for I have sinned I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years. I must partake in holy masturbation.
by Dman1011 February 21, 2023
The holy four is a group of gaming YouTubers, considered to be the best.
DanTDM, JackSepticEye, Markiplier, And PewDiePie.
According to others, there are more than four, including Ninja, Dream, KSI, Mr. Beast, PopularMMOs, PrestonPlays, LazarBeam, and TechnoBlade.
DanTDM, JackSepticEye, Markiplier, And PewDiePie.
According to others, there are more than four, including Ninja, Dream, KSI, Mr. Beast, PopularMMOs, PrestonPlays, LazarBeam, and TechnoBlade.
by ESBirdnerd January 03, 2021