mrs.goglin

A great lover of Jesus who wants anyone’s cock in there ass.

Mrs.goglin sure does love herself a chase Floyd

by Mia khalifia May 21, 2019

Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.

Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!

by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019

Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol

My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.

by Goblin king April 17, 2019

Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.

by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 13, 2019

Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)

Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.

Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.

by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019

coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.

Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.

by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019