When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.
Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?
by Wallabear November 21, 2003
Get the goat monkey mug.Christine Sinclair, the highest goal scorer of international football. Captain of the Canada national team. Olympic gold medalist.
The Goat of Football Christine Sinclair has 190 international goals. Penaldo has 127, and he needed 4 milion penalties to do it.
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Bob the Purple Goat, #'s one to infinite. So long as we can count, so long will there be Bob.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Bob was originally intended to be the basis of a story involving a talking horse, a senile old woman, a large red wood and a semi. Bob died within this story, having been eaten by the talking horse. After that, Bob was used many times afterwards for various stories, jokes, and as a character of roleplays. Whenever Bob perishes, a new Bob will take that Purple Goat's place. This new Bob often comes from seemingly no where, but does in fact come from somewhere. That place just happens to be no where. Try and contact Gwd if you would like that explanation further spoken of.
There are three Bob's worth special mention. #15, whom was a complete idiot. #13, who was a gift to Amy/Chibi Monkey, whom was also the worst case of Bad Luck and jinxing anyone has ever experience(Died quickly, obviously).
The third was #42. 42/Forty-Two is the mightiest of all Bob's. A demi-god of the line of Purple Goats, 42 was/will be quite worshipped.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Anyone whom uses a Purple Goat in any form is a copy-cat, and should be punished immediately. Renamed or not, any Purple Goats not used by Matt is a poser, probably not named Bob, does not deserve the name Bob, and most likely isn't worth a single mention.
The only exception for the use of Bob the Purple Goat is Trish, AKA Angel/Aku_Itatchi/A-Chan who has permission and full rights to the use of Bob.
As of the typing of this definition, Bob is currently #36.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Bob was originally intended to be the basis of a story involving a talking horse, a senile old woman, a large red wood and a semi. Bob died within this story, having been eaten by the talking horse. After that, Bob was used many times afterwards for various stories, jokes, and as a character of roleplays. Whenever Bob perishes, a new Bob will take that Purple Goat's place. This new Bob often comes from seemingly no where, but does in fact come from somewhere. That place just happens to be no where. Try and contact Gwd if you would like that explanation further spoken of.
There are three Bob's worth special mention. #15, whom was a complete idiot. #13, who was a gift to Amy/Chibi Monkey, whom was also the worst case of Bad Luck and jinxing anyone has ever experience(Died quickly, obviously).
The third was #42. 42/Forty-Two is the mightiest of all Bob's. A demi-god of the line of Purple Goats, 42 was/will be quite worshipped.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Anyone whom uses a Purple Goat in any form is a copy-cat, and should be punished immediately. Renamed or not, any Purple Goats not used by Matt is a poser, probably not named Bob, does not deserve the name Bob, and most likely isn't worth a single mention.
The only exception for the use of Bob the Purple Goat is Trish, AKA Angel/Aku_Itatchi/A-Chan who has permission and full rights to the use of Bob.
As of the typing of this definition, Bob is currently #36.
by Gwd July 26, 2004
Get the Purple Goat mug.(n.) When one pulls the pants of a male down and smacks him on the head of the penis with a foot, hand, ball, bat, nail gun, frying pan, etc.
by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010
Get the headless goat mug.Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011
Get the Fucked up goat mug.this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.
that guy cant even piss without instructions and someone holding his hand,he must have a picture of someone fucking a goat not to be fired.
by evilgoodness July 6, 2014
Get the fucking a goat mug.A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008
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