german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013

German style

Butt fucking but with two Germans who love each other very much

Look at those two goin at it German style

by Probably_a_milf_butwhoknows November 8, 2021

German Gribaldi

The newest and most exclusive extreme sport. Incorporating such dazzling moves as the Slow Ride, the Studebaker, and the Galloping Montblanc, it's clearly the new sensation.

"Dude, up for a round of German Gribaldi?"
"Totally. Today's the day I get my skink!"
"No way, man. With the amount you Balzer, there's no way you'll skink it."

by CaptainCourageous May 15, 2005

german arty exibition

when a group of people get together, often immitating german accents to turn eachother on, flop out their shlongs and paint them in colorful patterns, then wipe them on eachothers lips for a cheap style lipstick.

"i aint havin no party for my birthday this year, im having a german arty exibition instead!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

german Mc google

to force ones penis into an ear

"dude i totally gave a german Mc google to that girl last night"

by el cangri daddy April 2, 2007

German Kiss

A blow job.

To stop him from killing himself, Fran had to give Tim a german kiss after she made him watch the Bachelor .

by pylonT February 21, 2014

German candle

When you ejaculate into a girls ear.

Yo man i was doing my girl last night and i busted in her ear.

Dude good work on that German Candle

by xChris Hernandezx August 5, 2007