Gaffo'd

Unprepared and absolutely fucked.

I used to be a spud farmer, but then I gaffo'd it and they sacked me

by Islidewayz March 19, 2022

Gafp

A "give a fuck person"

It means a person who do NOT care about their surroundings. They do not give a fuck, A give a fuck person

She is so tired of the boys, so now she is becoming a Gafp

by Råttå April 5, 2022

Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

Gafoonary

To do a task or item purposely to waste time.

My teacher gave us gafoonary work

by Slothboy92 April 20, 2022

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

GAFNO

GAFNO is a project hosted and launched by a group of teenagers from Bangladesh to tackle the pandemic of the immense amount of fake/accurate/false news aggravated after the Russia-Ukraine War. GAFNO is a non-profit and volunteer-based organization that focuses on neutral and most credible information with reliable sources. They are most well known for the way they alarm their followers of the most recent fake news posted by medias/social medias/companies/organizations.

Person 1: Hey man, I'm not too satisfied with the news I get on my feed. I think medias are gradually becoming more biased to a specific political party, and I'm not too sure who to support or who to even believe!
Person 2: Have you heard of GAFNO? They have an amazing team of credible fact checkers and they post a hefty amount of legitimate, credible news frequently! You can follow them on GAFNO_Global on Instagram or GAFNO_Global on Twitter!

by Wali Rahman Junior May 19, 2022

Gaffering

When a Jaffer or any male know it all student goes off to over explain a quick question.

Jaffer started gaffering when we asked him his favourite colour

by Ash_ketchup May 30, 2022