Gafl

Gafl = Get A Fucking Life
Used often when people use irc.

Guy 1: LoL. I were in the computer for 12 hours yesterday!
Guy 2: Gafl...

by Kris Salminen June 11, 2006

GAFL

Abbreviation for "Get A Fucking Life."

Similar to "fuck," can be used for many different parts of speech: noun, verb, etc. Especially used to refer to a person who talks to him/herself.

Often used to describe a person who:
a. Has no friends
b. Does no schoolwork & is basically useless
c. all of the above

You need to GAFL.
You are a GAFL.

by I Love IB May 16, 2007

GAFL

Get a fucking life.

Stop texing me and GAFL.. = Stop texing me and get a fucking life.

by Joels Als December 31, 2010

GAFL

Grey's Anatomy Fan Lunch. Meets at Milio's during Senior Lunch on Friday, where Grey's Anatomy fans discuss what happened on the previous night's episode and wallow in self-pity because there won't be a new episode until next week.

Kid1: Hey are you coming to GAFL today?
Kid2: Yeah, I totally watched the epi last night, the discussion will be awesome!
Kid1: Saweeet!

by AlyxAnderson February 19, 2007

GAFL

The largest cocktail party in the world.

"you going to gafl this year?"

by JustinFieldsSucks October 30, 2019

gafl

Get A Fucking Life

Dude you need to GAFL, seriously.
Miranda needs to GAFL.

by mistermaster February 18, 2014

GAFL

Give A Fuck Level - Each person has a limited amount of fucks per day, represented by their Give A Fuck Level. When it is depleted, you are legally allowed leave work/social situation/etc. without repercussion.

Boss: I need you to update these numbers by the end of the day.

Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.

by 403forbidden April 12, 2023