Fire-Cracker Fart

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.

I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...

by GeeQue March 21, 2009

Put out a fire

When one has to urinate very badly!

Hey girl, can i call you back in a sec. I have to go put out a fire.

by Jamie the Third March 8, 2009

Fire Mission

1) The annoying thing the AFATDs says when data is sent.
2) A Call for fire (artillery) despite being the oldest forms of area fire, arty is still an effective means of illumination, suppressing, screening and destroying a target of opportunity in a quick and timely means with variations in shell and fuze combinations. Also specific rounds can be used to minimize colateral damage.

Command: Hey why did we shoot a fire mission?
Fister: Because we wanted them dead?
Command: aijgoaihghegloaeiojoawet283u59235!!!!!1!!!one!!1!
Fister: Ok but they're dead now so....

Command: Well we wanted helocopters to kill them because we wanted to be involved and make ourselves feel important.
Fister: They can still do a battle damage assesment?

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Free fire

Totally cringe game but heaven for nerds.

I play free fire game

by NoobingPro April 23, 2021

alaskin fireball

while having sex, ignite your female partners pubical hair on fire then ejaculate all over it to let the fire out

Brendan alaskin fireballed 10 times in 1 day

by jewenig238446 January 5, 2012

kamikaze tunnel fire

a sexual position that involves a man, an anus, a syringe, a bottle of tobasco sauce, and your imagination, also see blumpkin, donkey punch, abe lincoln, hot carl, cleavland steamer, alaskin pipeline,glass boat, hot lunch, tea bag, goggles, alabama crab dangle.

"bachman gave renee a kamikaze tunnel fire last night."

by mlen December 8, 2003