'Fects'

'The fects' circa 1960's 70's Manchester child school playground speak: is an imaginary condition that the smelly or deprived kids at school had or carried, and if you were friendly with said kids were at risk of being socially outcast and becoming a sufferer, carrier or monger of the same 'FECTS' (EFFECTS)

''Don't play with him cos he's got the 'fects', his ma sews his underpants into his trousers!''

by Gadjit December 28, 2018

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Big Bag of Feces

1. Slang for a bag of fertilizer.
2. Large package of defecation.
3. Something you could call some one else.
4. A feeling several get when you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one setting.

1. (Girl #1) I just bought fertilizer for my garden.

(Girl #2) Duuude. You just bought a big bag of feces!

2. Some one left a big bag of feces in my suitcase!

3. (Girl #1) So how does this dress make me look?

(Boy #1) Like a big bag of feces!

4. (Boy #1) Dude. I just watched the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy. Is it weird that i feel like a big bag of feces?

(Boy #2) No not at all.

by TargetLady69 November 2, 2009

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fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

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Fecksa Fooksa Fucksa

The phrase you use when you aren't really thinking straight and you want something or someone to do something for you. It can basically apply to anything. It can also be an expression of shock or a method of questioning.

Granny: Please can you pass me the, er, fecksa fooksu fucksa, dear?
Child: The phone?
Granny: Yes. The fecksa fooksa fucksa

or:

Person 1: Where the fecksa fooksa fucksa have you been?

by UrbanLingoGuru July 20, 2011

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