Mister Fatter

An ex gym teacher, the strongest super hero in the universe, and a master of martial arts.

Hey you know mister fatter?
Yeah that dude Disurgrandma made?
NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT HE JUST PUBLISHED IT FIRST, ALSO HE DOESN'T FLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK, IMAGINE THIINKING MISTER FATTER COULD FLY!!!
Jeez, I'm sorry...

by Mister Fatter October 30, 2020

No filter February

Girls can’t use Snapchat insta etc filters for the month of February

It’s no filter February said John to the girls

by anonymous November 11, 2020

McFatty Fatterson

Another word for your fat ass cat. Or really anything else.

Cat: Meow
Mary: Good morning McFatty Fatterson
Cat: Meow

by Noice_Noice September 25, 2020

Gravitating Faster

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

by Bearru November 20, 2020

Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.

I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.

by cchat November 21, 2020

De-Fatergising

The process of pumping beers and shit food in your turret to counteract the effects of fatergising

Toby lost a little bit of weight but put it all back on when he started de-fatergising again

by GetFitOrDieFrying January 10, 2021

No filter

When someone describes themselves as "having no filter" what they really mean is "I'm a massive cunt but you can't get angry at me because I find myself funny"
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.

Person A: "hahaha that guy got hit by a car that's pretty funny"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"

by Pissedoffwithshittypeople February 8, 2021