Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.

"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."

by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017

Juicy Fruited

Really drunk or high, messed up really bad.

Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.

I drank some Mickey's and smoked a hooter last night, I was juicy fruited like a MoFo.

by The_Stogemiester May 12, 2006

Jungle Fruit

A fruity (homosexual) negroid specimen, who uses vegan fruits as dildos, and other sex toys

Jamal: Daaaaaaamn Tyrese, youre such a jungle fruit
Tyrese: Aweeee, Thanks niggles, now, lets go buy some vegan bananas... to use later

by Ruby_Grand June 30, 2017

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 04, 2009

fruit house

a womans genetalia

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her

by angrycelt April 07, 2015

Ripe fruit

a rare term seen on Jack'd or Grindr. It's a euphemism for unwashed genitalia such as musky testicles, penis, & anus which gives the parties involved sexual arousal through "ripe" body odors during sexual intercourse. Also known as Olfactophilia .

Peter: Hey man, Are we still hooking up tonight? I'm leaving the gym soon but need to shower first.

Paul: No worries man.Come over right now as you are. I'm turned on by ripe fruit!

by BeeGood March 30, 2021

Fruit juice

When a male buys an all American pie, uses the filling as lotion for his dick. Once the filling is to thin to see gets a blow job so when he cums instead of his nasty foul cum you might taste lemon or Apple all with same great texture you love in cum.

Bon Que-Que: Oh my God Kriste did you hear about Michaels cum every female in this school swallows for him, that's foul.
Kriste: No you dumb ass Michael uses fruit juice on his dick that's why it taste so good.

by Real fuck nigga October 24, 2017