Asian Fap Attack

When an Asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and masturbates vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. When she does this, the Asian man leaps out of the shadows and ejaculates on her face or tits.

Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"

Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"

by Mister Blackie April 27, 2009

crap n' fap

When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.

I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.

by ipodtouchmasttterr May 20, 2009

social fap bust

The word for the moment when someone texts you (skype, kik etc.) or calls you while fapping to some nice porn.

Hey, guess what? Yesterday i was watching some nice xxx. While I was fapping, my friend texted me! That was a total social fap bust...

by WordExplainer February 5, 2014

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Fibonacci Fap February

Every day of February, nutting the same amount of that date on the Fibonacci Sequence. For example 1 nut on February 1st, 317811 nuts on February 28th

Juan “Are you participating in Fibonacci Fap February? There’s a total of over 300 thousand nuts!”

by Brady31 November 5, 2018

Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

Fap-O-Rama

An event of masterbational proportions, such as when a gathering of men and/or women gain witness to sexual nature in its most beautiful form.

Bro#1: Tell me you saw that bangin' chick rip her ass through that lycra...
Bro#2: I think the whole mall saw!
Bro#1: There has got to be at least 10 heads in this fap-o-rama...I'm gonna call my bro, he works for surveillance.
Bro#2: Bro, commence the call.

by Mestrus October 6, 2008