Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

what doin

1) Tell someone to stop doing what they are doing

2) Literally, asking someone whats up.

1) "Hey bro what doin! Not cool bro"

2) "Hey bro, what doin?"

"Nothing much man"

by immortal2216 September 23, 2013

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

Dominatrix

(n) 1. a woman who practices BDSM in everyday life; a woman who controls her partner mentally and physically, usually in a sexual way. Vanilla people categorize this type of lifestyle as kinky. The Dominatrix is stereotypically pictured as wearing stilleto boots, black leather outfit, and hold a whip.

2. a woman who gets paid to control a person, usually in a sexual way.

3. female counterpart of a Dom

The Dominatrix tied her slave to the bedpost and prepared to whip his ass.

by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

Doing a Roberts

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

by chichesterfield October 5, 2007

Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".

1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."

by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010

DOING A SPENCER

(Noun)When a man takes 3 months to ask out a girl and instantly gets rejected

"Ohh he's doing a spencer"

by MR KFC ASIAN MAN August 26, 2017