sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.

Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy

by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016

daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

Dumpster Dildo

A dildo that has been used by several or, a single person with an STD. Ruining the dildo and making it a dumpster dildo

I was looking through her drawers and I found her Dumpster Dildo.

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 29, 2017

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

redneck dildo

a rusty trailer hicth

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field

by dert butter March 4, 2018

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018