the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.
parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about
by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023
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Make her cry cum

The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)
Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"

Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"
by Chisquil February 28, 2016
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A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.
Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."
by TheWopShop December 31, 2013
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make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
by demonaunt April 29, 2005
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Don't cry over spilt milk

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.
Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch
by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022
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shy, bi and ready to cry

Someone who is announcing that they are shy, bisexual and needs lots of pity points
Tumblr special snowflake: I am shy, bi and ready to cry
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!
by Toilet896 July 31, 2016
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