crunchies

an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.

Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again

by b-diddy June 21, 2003

Crunchy J-Ho

When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.

J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.

by JTAPS October 7, 2007

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R February 22, 2009

Council Telly

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. So named because even those poor enough to live in council (local authority) housing are able to view it.

My Sky box has died - let's see what's on the council telly tonight.

by Neeel October 11, 2007

cruncheese

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud

by crunchy November 17, 2004

Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

Unlike Netflix and Chill, Crunchyroll and Cuddle is where two soulmates spoon and watch anime on Crunchyroll.

Boy: "Girl, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Girl::"Nah, I'm in the mood for Crunchyroll and Cuddle."

by Victiniandthethree June 24, 2016