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This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014
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