crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

crap-umms

when things don't work your way

Boss: You have to work Saturday night

Worker: Crap-umms

by Nick Greenfield January 18, 2009

crap

a little kid's word to substitute fuck or shit

what the crap!! My sparkly pink pen is leaking!! CRAP!!

by Livin' Luvin' Laxin' 98 March 25, 2010

Crap Canyon

Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.

Man, that chick had a nice crap canyon!

by chico1181 October 14, 2010

crap slappers

A cats paws

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.

by Barry Beef September 1, 2011

Crair

crotch hair

It's about time I shave my crair

by RUSWAG October 10, 2011

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011