Crack Mattress

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den
"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".
by Ooookay December 10, 2008
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Crack Cocaine

A dangerous drug that's a freebase form of cocaine that can be smoked. Nicknames include rock, work, hard, iron, cavvy, base, or just crack. It's said to be the most addictive form of cocaine there is. It offers a short (but intense high).
Sara: "Did you hear that Rowan tried crack cocaine because his friends were doing it?"
Veronika: "Yeah man, wasn't surprised."
by SaraCatsky May 04, 2013
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Crack Fuck

Fucking the crack of the ass by sliding one's dick inbetween the cheeks parallel with the back, in the same manor as Tit Fucking.
She wouldn't go anul, so I just Crack Fucked her.
by Turboblazer January 03, 2008
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crack pipe

what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.
Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 20, 2007
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cracked out

adj., adv.

Referring to a physical and/or mental state of extreme exhaustion, generally coupled with any form of substance abuse (ganja, beer, or crack, of course).
I stayed up all night cracked out on ritalin and caffeine pills.
by Mike January 20, 2003
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Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.
Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.
by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006
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crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.
"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"
by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008
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