Manhole Cover

Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip

Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.

by Leak My Nut February 8, 2021

Deep Cover

A cancelled Looking Glass studios game that happened in cold war times

Guy 1: Hey! Have you heard of deep cover?
Guy 2: Tf is that?
Guy 1: A cancelled game!

by 231231231231 February 16, 2021

Chase comer

A guy that has sex with fish inside a fish tank at the zoo. And ejaculates into the fishes gills and then pulls them over water so they breathe it out

I saw a chase comer at the zoo

by Manlover68 March 10, 2021

Jenna Coker-Jones

Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.

Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.

by ccarriee April 11, 2021

micro coverage

Spaghetti

This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.

by Shortyish October 9, 2021

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

Jackson Cover

Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14

Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy

by Sexciest man alive March 11, 2022