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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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Send this to someone without context

A type of video in YouTube with the goal to be shared to a specific people like crush, girlfriend, ex, someone you love, someone you hate, sad friend, a group chat, and more...
You can find some "Send this to someone without context" videos on YouTube!
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Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention

A good way to start a riot
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.
by queensburykid July 31, 2022
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“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.
Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”
by SIReignman May 9, 2021
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Consent

Being friendly toward the idea and partaking in the smoking of marijuana.

The act of smoking marijuana.
Yeah, let's consent.
by pirate bill January 27, 2011
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Contextroversy

When people take a quote out of context and attempt to make a controversy out of it, while pushing that one snippet so hard that the real quote never gains traction.
The GOP is attempting to create a contextroversy with the Sonia Sotomayor nomination, just as they did with Al Gore and the internet.

The Sonia Sotomayor nomination focuses on a quote about a "wise Latina woman" in which the right wing left out this part of what she said:

"Each day on the bench I learn something new about the judicial process and about being a professional latina woman in a world that sometimes looks at me with suspicion. I am reminded each day that I render decisions that affect people concretely and that I owe them constant and complete vigilance in checking my assumptions, presumptions and perspectives and ensuring that to the extent that my limited abilities and capabilities permit me, that I reevaluate them and change as circumstances and cases before me requires. I can and do aspire to be greater than the sum total of my experiences." Judge Sonia Sotomayor, October 27, 2001, Berkeley Law

There is also the Al Gore contextroversy, where he said that he "took the initiative" in helping to bring the internet to fruition.

You can find the following on the net if you search for Cerf and Gore:

According to Vincent Cerf, a senior vice president with MCI Worldcom who's been called the Father of the Internet, "The Internet would not be where it is in the United States without the strong support given to it and related research areas by the Vice President in his current role and in his earlier role as Senator."

The inventor of the Mosaic Browser, Marc Andreesen, credits Gore with making his work possible. He received a federal grant through Gore's High Performance Computing Act. The University of Pennsylvania's Dave Ferber says that without Gore the Internet "would not be where it is today."

Joseph E. Traub, a computer science professor at Columbia University, claims that Gore "was perhaps the first political leader to grasp the importance of networking the country. Could we perhaps see an end to cheap shots from politicians and pundits about inventing the Internet?"
by Diogenes2008 June 7, 2009
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contenet

complete lack of being able to function in the world but not to the point of mental disability
I swear Nancy was contenet in English today- it was like she could barely talk!
by creative pseudonym Elimn8er4 August 30, 2017
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