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by Harry Sax November 3, 2003

college

a place for partying, drinking, and getting fucked up... and I guess an occasional school lesson here and there.
- don't fall asleep with your shoes on at a party-- you'll get raped

that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked. Drink my beer and smoke my weed, but my good friends is all I need. Pass out at 3 wake up at 10 go out to eat and do it again, man I love college! I love drinking! I love women! I love college...

by harry harminburg March 24, 2009

Martel College

No such term exists. Try looking up "Martel Dormitory."

Martel is not a college.

by EOL RRF October 6, 2004

college ice

slang for the beer natural ice. Natural ice is a favorite of many college students because of its low price

by REED January 29, 2003

college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

College Soda

Beer. Usually the cheapest beer available for college kids (ex. Natty Ice, The Beast)

"Yo, Let's go pound some college soda!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

winning college

The act of hooking up with two chicks at the same time.

"Hey bro, how did your night end up?"

"Janet and Sarah were so wasted, so I took them home and ended up winning college!"

by Nickster113 November 29, 2007