Chopsophogus

A karate-chop to the throat.

When properly applied, chopsophogus can cause a bad case of Adam's Apple Sauce.

by Stachist May 21, 2011

Cloppen

When you close a shift and the next morning open.

Who made the schedule because I'm cloppen'.

by AymayPhoto January 10, 2012

Clipstache

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

by stashmaster August 17, 2012

cloppa

The act of getting jizz on your thigh, and said cum making your hair stick to your thigh

Clancy woke up with cloppa on his thigh after vigorous masterbation led to instant sleep.

by Mackle85 February 6, 2014

Chops

1. Used to describe the level of skill somebody has with a specific talent.

2. A short way to refer to "muttonchops", which are a style of beard.

1. The guitarist is good, but damn... that drummer has got some serious chops!; Man, that guy should give up. His acting chops are pretty weak.; I can hire you for this hit, but you gotta prove to me that you've got the chops.

2. Say what you will about the Amish, but they tend to grow out some pretty wicked chops!

by VigorousJammer June 5, 2014

chops

The verb: *to chops*...meaning trappy,gobby,mouthy...

Examples: "Some girl was trapping at me,so I gave her some chops"

"I woke up in a bad mood this morning so I vented my bad feelings by chopsing some random internetters"

by BoudiccaJones April 13, 2016

Chops

An announcement of attack on one or ones manhood resulting in testicular dissatisfaction.

I will bust your chops before we finish!

by Bellllllllllly September 10, 2016