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Clark

A reference to one with immense physical power capable of taking down entire town single handedly. A great power resides within a Clark and only one thing can ultimately destroy one....cold pizza
"Our town had a Clark for a while until we dosed him with cold pizza and destroyed his presence."
by Peter R Loughren November 4, 2009
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clacker

by pr1mal August 22, 2003
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Clack

the act of terminating someone, usually with an STD of some sort.
Dude yesterday i clacked some guy for driving slow!
by DKproductionss February 7, 2010
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cameron clark

Puberty seems to come at later stages than average boys. And has an overly large head, legs and feet. Can be clingy and doesnt know when to let go.
by .....VS..... September 10, 2011
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Casket

A term referencing snow whites sleep in the casket, used to describe something in great condition, fresh, rejuvenated, as if it's not even a day old.
"Yo, these sneakers look out the casket!"
Guy: "Hey, are you sure you want to go clubbing tonight? I know you weren't feeling well." Girl: "Yeah, I've been sleeping for like eight hours, I'm right out the casket."
by pophaze November 4, 2014
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JEREMY CLARK

1. A combination-phrase/name of a certain CELEBRITY HAIR STYLIST; the first name JEREMY is thought to be a reference to RON JEREMY. The last name, CLARK, references a popular brand of PIRATE boots and/or footwear.

2. The initials "JC" often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from JARVIS COCKER to JESUS CHRIST.

3. A combination of the name: JEREMY, derived from the ancient AZTEC (pronounced: Ass-Tech) word for telling a whopper: JEREMIAH. And the word CLARK, which refers to a disguised Super-Hero in a phone booth. IE: "To be a CLARK KENT Lit. Translation: "A Lying-AZTEC-Disguised-as-a-Friendly-Journalist."

4. Can also be used in reference to someone with PROPHETIC powers and a cartoon alter-ego Caped Crusader. Ie: "He who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped." From the OLD TESTAMENT Apocryphal Erotic Book Series: "CLARK KENT HAS A HUGE JEREMIAH!" and the NEW TESTAMENT: "THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JEREMY IN CLARKSON."

5. A rumoured SHADOW PIRATE, and devoted PASTAFARIAN disguised as a mellow-mannered HAIR STYLIST from NORTH HOLLYWOOD.

6. A deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
Girl 1: "I hear he has a large JEREMY...."
Girl 2: "And I love that he wears CLARKS... I'd let him walk all over me!"

Favorite Quote: "I am not JESUS. But I have the same initials....

Overheard in a bar: "Jeremy Clarked in my face last night right after he took all my BOOTY. After which he dubbed me his one-eyed PIRATE PRINCESS and smacked me in the nose with his SWORD.

Response: "That's DIRTY Sanchez. Go wash your face."
by MR JERKY LACE January 22, 2010
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
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