Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

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Choke

Choke can be a sexual word for a blow job

My god she is chokeing on my dick.

by Syeshia May 21, 2017

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Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

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Choking the Chicken

when the chicken is choked.

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.

by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

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