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Cracker whore 

A disgusting krispy kream pasty white ass hoe that shouldn't be touched even with a ten foot pole.
Guy1: Cracker bitches are ugly and they are whores.

Guy2: There goes one right now. She probably just had sex for money.

Guy1: Who the fuck would pay for that shit?

Guy2: Not me. I wouldn't do her if she paid me! Fuck that Cracker whore.
Cracker whore by Sallas August 4, 2008

cracker ass nigga 

A phrase that is completly redundent, because a nigga and cracker are complete oppisites.
OR
A guy who aks like a white boy little bitch with the connotation nigga at the end.
Shawn "yo, u a cracker ass nigga"
Marvell "Man that makes no type of sense"
OR
Osker "richard ur a cracker ass, nigga"

Cracker-Nigger 

A cracker-nigger is a white person who tries to be as black of a gangster as possible. mostly asians.
Shut the fuck up you cracker-nigger
Cracker-Nigger by 1randomfatdude April 16, 2010

cracker barrel 

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.
This year's Oscars was a cracker barrel.
cracker barrel by JAG 345 June 24, 2016

cracker-sped 

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
cracker-sped by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009

Cracker Porn 

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
Cracker Porn by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Cracker Jacker 

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.