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ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022
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The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
The Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
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Dropped my controller

The act of killing a teammate in a video game for no apparent reason and need an excuse to say to not seem like a horrible person
Guy 1: (kills teammate)

Guy 2: Woah bro what was that for

Guy 1: Oops dropped my controller
by Ramonn00dles August 6, 2017
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control + W

^W is a control sequance on UNIX terminals that deletes a word back. Similiar pun as striked out text, to represent freudian subconsciously typed truth.
i only do it for the money^Wfun (the UNIX notation for control + W is ^W)
by yozsi88 April 3, 2011
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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.
"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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