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congress

really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.
Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA
by Dong Woo November 12, 2004
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congress

The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.
Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.
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the congressional

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.
Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.
by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010
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congress

the oposite of progress
pro is the opposite of con
by Pogglemort January 4, 2005
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Congrugence

A noun that replaces any adjective or verb in Websters dictionary vol.2
You must be Congrugence
by Brimleyman October 29, 2009
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Congress

Pro is the opposite of con, right? So, what's the opposite of progress?

Congress!
The Defense of Marriage Act. <-- Opposite of Progress
by butch_lebeau November 1, 2004
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Congrat

For when you want to congratulate someone, but the accomplishment was small enough that they only deserve one congratulation. Most often used in sarcastic situations or to express that you you don't care.
Example 1:

Person A: Hey man, I found a lucky penny!
Person B:Congrat
Person A: Fuck you, man
Example 2: Omegle
Stranger 1: M
Stranger 2: Congrat.
Stranger 1 has disconnected.
by Schwiftyinhere May 29, 2016
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