Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

the stephanie and candace

a dynamic duo that met 3 hours ago and shared ice cream

1. Man, we really turned into the stephanie and candace

by yeetskrtdab1738 December 29, 2019

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 25, 2020

jelli belli gummi candi

Sophia Gregory

hello jelli belli gummi candi

by qwerty44444 June 26, 2021

comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

The Best Candidates

the best candidates for president and vice president gotta be Darrin Sanders and Alex Peguero.🤷🏻 ♀️

Sherman: “Make sure you vote for the best candidates”
lancers: “oh you mean Darrin and Alex?”
Sherman: “same thing”

by munchoflincoln September 15, 2022

ryan and candice

Two people that break their legs within a two week period. They both love each other so much and they end up becoming best friends. Sometimes when they go to a restaurant they pretend that they got in a bad car accident or met at therapy because of their broken legs and everybody double looks them. All in all nobody's done what they've been through. Sometimes they can both be annoyed with each other but they stick through thin and rough times. Guns slinging in hands

See that hot couple there? They look like a Ryan and Candice.

by Ryan and Candice July 13, 2023