easy bake

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”

by rocksnsticks December 20, 2019

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"

Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

marcus baker

hot.

hot = marcus baker

by louisstyles May 13, 2021

Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.

-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022

Reverse German Baker

Exotic sex act (See German Baker)

After a couple of months of prepairing, Heinz done the Reverse German Baker with a local prostitute

by A Dirty Old Sexpest August 11, 2012

emily katherine baker

The best friend you could ever ask for. She is gorgeous, funny, kind, and amazing. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever be lucky enough to meet. She is popular, intelligent and loved by many. She will be the best possible friend you could ever ask for, and more. She will stay by your side through your toughest of times,and be present in your happiest memories. If you are lucky enough to meet her, make sure you stay by her side, cause it is the best place in the universe to be xx warning:she is my best friend so don't go trying to steal my stinky xx.

Emily Katherine baker is my best friend

by Smellyxx November 11, 2015

A dig in the bake

A northern Irish slang word for a punch in the face

Stranger: pushes Gerald out the queue
Gerald: 'I'll give you a dig in the bake if you're not careful'

by Bigpenisman478901234567890 December 9, 2016