schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

by Ste V B May 1, 2015

blogged

a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.

So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?

by MajorHoople April 6, 2006

blogulate

to perform analingus, rimming

I got my girlfriend to blogulate me, it felt sooooo good!

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

blograge

Expressing your deep inner hatred of the world and everything in it via your blog, message boards, or other "fake internet bullshit."

Inherently pathetic yet somehow deeply therapeutic in a purely superficial way.

And so today my boss reprimanded me, my brother told me I'm not invited to the wedding, and my friend Carrie backed out on the plans to go to Tahoe! Argh! My blograge is strong today.

by unipus December 29, 2004

blogworm

A person who lives vicariously through the blogs of others.

Jenn wouldn't shut up about the YouTube vid she saw on MonkeysForHelping. She's such a blogworm.

by Faintly Macabre August 27, 2007

Bloggle

Cumming in your hamsters nose, and shaking him until it comes out of his eyes.

I love doing the bloggle with my pets

by Small cock leader September 3, 2020

Douche Bloggery

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

by Seth Berg December 14, 2008