butthole pucker

To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.

(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.

by Big Dick Stork (Senn) February 1, 2007

butthole

A derogatory term used to describe the people camping in the tent next to yours at Oshkosh. Often reserved for sniping couples. Can also be used to refer to the camp cookie.

Hey you buttholes! Stop making so much noise! You buttholes!

by Mr. Terrence November 2, 2005

Butthole Moocher

Is a person, simular to a TJ Sollozo, who likes men. He like mooching of peoples buttholes. He enjoys long walks around the pool with other gay swimmmers.

You are a homo butthole moocher.

Whoever brings the lube gets to be the butthole moocher.

Buttholes Moochers can't have babies.

by Jras October 13, 2007

butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)

This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

Cinnamon Butthole

The overdose of a Cinnamon air freshener creating a disturbing taste in your mouth and a horrible smell in the air.

Guy 1: I hate the smell of cinnamon!
Guy 2: Shit I can taste it!
Guy 1: It made my bed smell like cinnamon Butthole!

by Raging butthole attack January 2, 2012

Rusty Butthole

A drink consisting of:

1 part jagermeister
3 parts apple cider

Mix vigorously, drink vigorously

Guy 1: Hey would you like a rusty butthole?
Guy 2: Oh boy I sure would!
*anal sex*
Guy 1: Cool, I'm gonna go make a Rusty Butthole, you want one?
Guy 2: Yeah, thanks bro.

by Bonegina November 8, 2009

Ms.C Butthole

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Ms.C Butthole likes dominics big weenie hut jr in her a s s c h e e c k s

by Ms.C Stanky Butthole December 5, 2018